I think I did ok. I got my Bride a pair of really nice shooting glasses, a box of Hornady Zombie Max 9mm bullets and a Willow Tree statue thingie.
People can say what they want, but nothing says I Love You like a box of good defensive ammo. I care enough to buy you the good stuff for your personal protection.
I found a guy that had some old school Black Talons, but he olny had them in .45, so the Zombie Max will have to do.